Saw this story in the Detroit News. Couldn’t stop laughing.
What do you call a cow with a map of Michigan on its hide? Don’t know? Neither does the cow’s owner.
That’s why Farm Bureau Insurance of Michigan, which acquired the 3-year-old Simmental steer from Jacob Kessler Farms in Spaulding Township, near Saginaw, is asking Michiganians to come up with a name.
The agency will accept contest entries until May 31; the top prize is $250.
My vote is “Lunch.” If you can come up with something witty, you can enter the contest at the Farm Bureau Insurance website.